BMWilliams

There will always be that one person you want to text “I Miss you and i still love you”… but then you realise you dont talk anymore and shes moved on…

Further along the Safari the White South African Tour guide spotted an elephant and pointed it out to the group… yet on closer inspection they noticed a lion licking its arse… “whys that lion licking an elephants arse?” the family asked, “i think hes just ate a kaffer and is trying to get the fucking taste out of his mouth” - Jim Davidson

White South African Tour guide was taking a family through the outback when they came across a black man being swallowed up to his neck by a crocodile, tour guide says “these kaffers are getting quite rich these days, look that ones got a Lacoste sleeping bag” - Jim davidson

You could beg, steal or borrow for all I care, but once u raise ur hand to a woman, praise the land you stand on, coz the lowest of low…. god help you, you’ve just stooped to it…

So irritating when my sister makes plans with MY friends and neither of em have the consideration to ask if im up for it too…

Don’t blame me or yourself because Im growing up insecure, closed up and with minimal emotion, blame the exs that made me this way.

They say romance is dead… Romance doesnt just die… It’s treasured by one killed by another… the pain isnt because of a broken heart, its love being killed by the heartless bastard you thought deserved it…

Cant stand Obssessive possessive boyfriends… u keep saying you dont want to meet because “he” dont know me…. but nothings gonna happen so it jus means either he cant trust you not to cheat or your the one that cant trust urself… take yoru pick? but whatever you pick… STOP LEETING HIM CONTROL YOU FROM SEEING YOUR FRIENDS

Dunno what to do… weather to say something or just grit my teeth and stay quiet :/ the weekends all I ask for as the only chance we can properly spend time together and u always screw it up… so close to giving up now…